Nudity, Bears, Random...

I was fresh out of the shower and I forgot a towel so I had to do short naked run to my room. When I got there, my Hairy Half was there too (he remembered a towel). I had a sudden burst of mental hyperactivity and came up with a mini story on the spot. The best part was it got me some sweet sweet lovin'. How awesome? Very! 

One night, I ran naked through the woods. I ran throughout until I encountered a Wolf. Said the Wolf to me, "What are you doing running naked through the woods?" And I said to him, "Where ever I please!" 

I continued to run, following the twists and turns, barely visible in the hidden moonlight. 

And that's when he spotted me, a Bear. "Where are you running to, all naked and in the woods?" I looked him in the eye and said, "Where ever you're going." 

We ran, I naked and he dressed, through the woods, past everything and everyone, until we reached a cave. Bear and I entered the cave, "Come, it is time to sleep Naked One." I looked around, "But where shall I sleep?" He pointed to a corner, "There, like a good pet. Good night." 

I wasn't able to add more to it because I burst out in laughter. He was laughing at the weirdness, which is typical. But it's okay. I don't know what it was about the story that got me some deep dickin', but it did. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying this story wasn't meant to be "erotic" in any way, it was just a burst of mental hyperactivity that had to come out somehow and when it did, it had positive results!!! 

Huzzah for nudity! 

Office Haiku For You

I tend to take myself too seriously as a writer, so today, we're just gonna have fun with it...

The phone does not stop
My boss hides out from the world
Is it time to leave?

I'd like my paycheck
They never pay us timely
Lee, go to the bank.

Grass is cut outside
Probably by illegals
We could help them out.
(Editor's Note: I work at a law office and one of the many things we do includes immigration law, hence the irony of this situation. Oh, and I don't have anything against the hard working illegals, just the criminal ones) 

So hungry today
Not a dollar in my purse
Will they take pennies?

Staff meeting starts soon
Wish it was Happy Hour
Booze makes things funner.
(I know, funner isn't a word, but I don't really care) 

Confessions of a Broken Heart in Mourning

I wish I could come clean,

to tell you how everything reminds me of you

and how nothing feels the same.

I want to tell you so much,

about how you make me feel still,

that this silence slowly eats away at me

that we said we wouldn't allow

the strangeness to come between again.

And yet,

here we are,

once again strangers with nothing to say.

Yet I long and yearn and ache

to simply and at the very least

hear you say Hi...