One night, I ran naked through the woods. I ran throughout until I encountered a Wolf. Said the Wolf to me, "What are you doing running naked through the woods?" And I said to him, "Where ever I please!"
I continued to run, following the twists and turns, barely visible in the hidden moonlight.
And that's when he spotted me, a Bear. "Where are you running to, all naked and in the woods?" I looked him in the eye and said, "Where ever you're going."
We ran, I naked and he dressed, through the woods, past everything and everyone, until we reached a cave. Bear and I entered the cave, "Come, it is time to sleep Naked One." I looked around, "But where shall I sleep?" He pointed to a corner, "There, like a good pet. Good night."
I wasn't able to add more to it because I burst out in laughter. He was laughing at the weirdness, which is typical. But it's okay. I don't know what it was about the story that got me some deep dickin', but it did. I'm not complaining. I'm just saying this story wasn't meant to be "erotic" in any way, it was just a burst of mental hyperactivity that had to come out somehow and when it did, it had positive results!!!
Huzzah for nudity!
